this is not gibberish it is real Jamaican although it does look like a really badly spelt english essay.
Mi organised di trip a bit to late an den had di trouble of nuh being able to book many things but mi mum manage to help mi book a nice place nuh fi far from di city centre of montego bay. Inna di next two days wi see a few of di sites an eat fi wi fair portion of jelly coconuts. Wi also organised otha aspects of di trip. Wi den get a van ( cause wi need one fi all fi wi luggage ) an drive to Port Antonio. Afta a very lang drive through coconut fields likkle ocean towns an nearly getting lose like 3 times wi arrive at fi wi hotel Geejam. Di hotel nice wi book to rooms suh dat fi wi parents cud ave sum privacy. Its a hotel weh all di famous people guh wid private rooms an a recording studio at di front fi all di singers It ave a nice likke beach at di battam to. one day wi guh dung to sant antoinio an dis guy give wi a tour bring wi to di maja sites an to a markit area. Afta three days at Geejam Wi guh a lunch at goldeneye a hotel dat did make near ian flemings house di autha of james bond an there wi meet mat smith who did docta who an wi talk to him. wi guh a kingston via di mountains weh all di blue mountain coffee a guh supposedly one of di best beans inna di world. Wi stay at a hotel inna di mountains call strawberry fields dat ave a gud view ova kingston fi wi house ave two bedrooms an lots of space wid wraparound balconies at night wi guh nyam at di main building weh wi cya look at all di lights of kingston. It did very nice cause inna di mawnin wi cud look at di sun rise ova di mountains while having breakfast pon di veranda. inna di mawnin wi guh swimming an den dung di mountain ongle fi guh up again inna di search of a coffee shop inna which wi also had lunch pon fi wi second time dung di mountain a tree fall pon wi an broadcast fi wi cyar leaving a huge hole. Wi drive dung di mountain an round kingston wid a huge hole inna fi wi cyar until wi find di cyar place nuh bady did damage. Afta getting a new nuh broken cyar wi drive to treasure beach wi get lose really badly an drive up a dirt road dat did overgrown wid grass bushes an trees an look challenging even eff wi drive it inna fi wheel drive but afta sum whisky (fa dad) an anotha hour wi arrive an had dinna. Wen wi weh at jakes wi relax did blogs an sum otha activities fi example wi guh to pelican sup'm a likke shallow area weh pellicans nest an there a bar make entirely outta wood weh yuh cya buy a jink an watch di sunset di wata isn\'t very deep suh yuh cya si di fish perfectly inna di meta deep wata wi also guh to a dinna wid di owna an all di guests of di hotel pon di way though wi get very lose. Pon fi wi laas day inna kingston wi guh to devon house an had really gud ice-cream an visit a markit at witch di lady who owns jakes had a store an wi nyam fish at a local place near di airport before flying out to cayman island.
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